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Friday, November 20, 2009

My mom has to pay $200 or else attend personally before the Subordinate Court for creating a condition favourable to the breeding of mosquitoes in a flower pot. This is an offence committed under section 15.1 of the Control of Vectors and Pesticides Act (Cap. 59). She's been advised to take all necessary preventive measures to ensure that the condition of our home is not favourable to the propagation and habouring of vectors in future.

Way to go, Momma. I knew we should have gotten Sarah to flash her boobs instead of just offering iced tea to the inspector after he found the larvae. (HOW was the iced tea supposed to make him happy? HOW????)